The croc’s problem.
The croc has a serious problem. A real serious fuckin’ problem! A loose tongue! That’s what he has.
You’ve used the “F” word at some point in your life. Once you’ve used it, you’ve either found it as disgusting as finding your wife/husband on bed with her ex that you swore never to use it again or, you were so amused by the ease with which you succeeded in fitting it into so many contexts that you used it many more times after that. Definitely the latter for the croc. The word has stuck with him for so long so much so that recently he said the word aloud in a meeting. Did he turn red with embarrassment, or what?! However, fortunately everyone else in the room were so distracted laughing at a joke that they didn’t notice the word slip outta his mouth, but he knows he’d escaped. Phew!!
Last heard, the croc was planning on taking “Good English” classes as another friend of his pointed out to him that he was grammatically crippled.
PS: The croc watched The Departed 39 times already. Still counting.
